So that’s my project, basically I get to go to all the
schools in my district and teach teachers how to more effectively teach
students about health. Pretty cool right?!
Indeed, it is, except that I am supposed
to discourage snacking on junk food and stuff, unfortunately, I really don’t
like being a massive hypocrite. I snack so much here, if I could sustain myself
on Tortrix, mangoes, Nutella, and Guatemalan chips ahoy cookies I absolutely
would. It’s so bad that I literally frequent different establishments when it
is time to restock and hoard my goodies buying just a little bit at each one
because I know if I bought my whole allotment of snacks in one place I would
lose anything resembling credibility. Now whenever I buy my copious amount of
junk food I squirrel it away chanting “healthy schools, healthy schools” to
myself quietly. In other words, what I am telling you all is that I think I
have a problem, also I might have turned into a hoarder. Yay!
But in reality my project is pretty cool and
allows me to be in charge of my own schedule, which is pretty nifty. Also, I
get to help people improve the lives of kiddos. Unfortunately, I am realizing
that when my hair grows out I look like a high schooler, and do to all the
chips ahoy and Nutella I am breaking out in a way that I haven’t since…puberty.
I have no idea why people don’t believe me when I tell them that I am well
educated and an adult. Ha. Yeah, I probably wouldn’t believe me either.
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